The word of the day for April 26, 2008 is "beatify" — transitive verb — 1 : to make supremely happy. 2 : to declare to have attained the blessedness of heaven and authorize the title “Blessed” and limited public religious honor.
My son began calling my mother "GrandmaAgarForceofNature" while he was in High School—not to her face, mind. The soubriquet fits her so well that my sister and I plan to publish the Force of Nature Cook Book filled with recipes gleaned from Mother's recipe box. Some of the recipes we found were the old standbys: spaghetti sauce that was basically a white sauce with tomato juice, for instance. I don't ever remember having some of the recipes; I suppose people gave them to her or she copied them out of magazines. One, which we intend to put into the book purely for the weird factor, involves olives in lemon jello. [Don't hold your breath for the publication date, we have to recreate some of the text.]
Since we were raised Methodists, Mother expended no effort to emulate Marjory of Kemp. Marjory, who wanted to be a saint and spent most of her life and a great deal of her husband's money in the attempt to achieve it never was recognised by any pope, but probably would be a better patron of travelers than St. Christopher mainly because she always managed to get on the boat that made it. Mother's forte was that she just "knew where people were going wrong and what they should do to straighten out their lives." (Some of you may rememeber the "Button Box.") Not that she was overbearing (for the most part): she just let you know what she expected of you. Mother and Dad raised the three of us in the United Methodist Church. They taught sixth grade Sunday School for a number of years—not while we girls were in that age group. I don't know whether that was because Jo and I were so angelic or whether they thought they needed to save their strength for Wes's cohort.
Our quote for the day is from Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803–1882), U.S. essayist, poet, philosopher. “Eloquence,” Society and Solitude (1870):
There is also something excellent in every audience,—the capacity of virtue.
They are ready to be beatified.